-Santi, how are you? - Fine, thank you.
Welcome to this legendary football club.
I wanted to introduce you to our coach.
A very good day to all of you
and thank you for coming
to this very important presentation
of one of the greatest players in the world.
Good luck in this team.
Best wishes and we place our hopes in you.
Many thanks.
How much do you think this one cost?
I couldn't care less if the Bernabéu goes bankrupt.
The omelette. It's lunchtime.
- Enrique! - Come on, come on.
- Did you bring the dough? - Quick, before they catch us.
OK, OK, this is for you and this is for me.
What's in that head of yours?
What do you want? For us to visit you in jail?
Listen...
...one false move, and you will ruin your life forever.
More ruined than it already is?
Enrique, my love, don't say that.
Look at that player, Munez.
He didn't have anything, like you.
Look at him now.
Apart from that, what the hell does that have to do with me?
I'm going to tell you a secret. That player is your brother.
Let it breathe for one minute.
ONE MONTH LATER
Hi, Santiago.
Hi, how are you?
Hmm, Dolce?
Dolce, yes, yes.
Really good goal, eh?
Thanks, but I only played for seven minutes, so I wasn't...
Well, you must be really tired then?
OK, then, you'll have to come on my TV show
before the other channels grab you, no?
You'll like it.
I'd like to talk for a second about this new arrival,
the Mexican Santiago Munez
who we see here entering this restaurant looking very handsome.
He's also a total fashion victim.
- He'll be worse in the future. - I really like his style.
Is he more Prada, or more Dolce?
Well, we 'll have to keep an eye on him.
He 'll be Dolce & Gabbana.
I'm betting on Prada.
I'm not sure his girlfriend will help much.
She looks pretty, if a bit pale but...
Hi, Santiago, yes.
The thing is, my producers are crazy about having you on the show.
and I told them that, as a personal favour, you would give me the exclusive.
Hm, I don't know.
You're not afraid, are you?
Enrique, clean the ashtrays.
No, I'm watching the football.
When they pay you to watch TV, you'll be loaded.
Until then, get up and work, like everybody else.
What's wrong with you, man? Can't you see I almost killed you!
My name is Enrique, I'm your brother.
What?
My mother married your father,
Hernan Munez in Mexico.
Gavin, this was your first goal in 17 games. How do you feel?
It's a great day. I'm very happy.
I'm going drinking with lots of girls.
Good night.
Hello, hothead.
Hello.
Look, I have the solution to all your problems.
Really?
T equila, please.
And I need you on my show tomorrow
whilst you're still playing for Madrid.
You won't give up, will you?
What do you think?
Another?
Another please.
You started it. I didn't.
Do you need a ride?
No, thanks.
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